Hambone, peasant food.

Got a bone leftover from a holiday ham?? Oh I hope you do!! I'm a big fan of soup in the cold weather, and it's certainly turned into winter right quick here in Michigan in this last week. We got about 12 inches of snow dropped on us in about 48 hours and it was time (in my opinion) to cook up a big pot of something savory. My S/O likes split pea soup, but I've always thought that peas are gross. They smell like feet and taste like sock juice. BUT a ham bone is usually the best way to begin a soup like that so.... I relented. Then I discovered that we didn't have any split peas. Unexpected Miracle! I wasn't about to go out in the storm, and I already had the bone boiling so, what to do? Dig around in the cupboard of course. Lentils? Of course! So here (below, really) is my recipe for HamboneLentil soup that's guaranteed to warm you up on a cold, snowy day!

1 ham bone (you can use hocks too, or get some pork bones from the grocery for only a few bucks, better if they are smoked, the flavor is suuuuuuuper good)

Boil that sucker!!  Cover it with water and boil it, LEAVE IT ALONE. Low and slow is the way to go, the longer the better. I boiled mine for a total of almost 4 hours. Boil it, and when you see that the liquid has reduced by about half, add more water to cover the bone again. Bonus points if you start getting some burnt-looking brown stuff around the edges and the bottom of the pot, that's flavor! It takes a while but it's worth it! Bone broth is very nutritious and full of goodness. It's also something that our keto friends subsist on! Once you're satisfied with your stock, pull the bones from the pot. If there are bits of meat and stuff floating around in there, leave them. Ideally, if you have some ham leftover, chop that up too and add it to the stock later.  You should have about a quart or a quart and a half of liquid. You can always add more water later if you don't have enough. Then to the stock add:

1 bag brown lentils (I'm sure other colors would work, brown is what I had)
1 small yellow onion diced very finely
1 rib of celery diced very finely
ham chunks
black pepper to taste

Lentils take between 20 and 30 minutes to cook properly. More if you wand them super mooshy. Check the soup after about 20 minutes and see if the lentils are done to your liking.  You shouldn't need to salt this soup any because, as you know, ham contains plenty of salt already!
That's it! Hot and hearty, serve it with a chunk of bread and you're good to go!

Look, I know it isn't pretty, but if you gotta dress it up, have a blast. I just need a mug and a spoon. Besides, who says food that tastes amazing has to be photo-worthy? Not me!! Instagram this shit!!
I have it on good authority that the next-day results are even better ;)

Ribbed Rubs - A Welcome Back Post!

Hi folks!  All three of you that actually have ever read this blog will be glad to know that I've committed to start posting again. Yay me.  Sooooo What better to start back up with than a big hunk of pig meat?
Ribs.
Everyone (but vegetarians) loves a good fall-apart slab of baby back ribs. I like to do a dry rub on my ribs. It makes them so flavorful and taste like something out of a high end bbq restaurant. It's easy to do and all it takes to make them tender enough to fall off those little bones is time.
Whipping together the rub is easy and quick, and if you make a bunch (which I always do), just seal it in a sandwich bag and store it for next time!

Most of you know I don't measure if I don't have to and for this rub it's really no exception. All you need is a spoon. Size is irrelevant. My ingredients will appear below:

Set your oven to 325 degrees.

1 spoonful of garlic powder
1 spoonful of black pepper
1 spoonful of paprika
1 spoonful of onion powder
1 spoonful of ground red pepper (cayenne, guajillo, whatever you have)
1/2 spoonful of sea or kosher salt
1 spoonful of cumin
1/2 spoonful of mustard powder
2 spoonfuls of brown sugar
1/2 spoonful of smoked sea salt (if you've got it, use it!)

Mix it all together, smoosh it around, breaking up any clumps and rub it liberally into the meat. Liberally, I mean, your hands should be red, the meat should be covered.
If you have the time, throw them in the fridge for an hour or ten, overnight if you can.
If not, don't worry.  Wrap your ribs in foil, two layers if necessary, so they don't leak all over the oven, and lay them on a sheet pan, put them in the hot oven.

Bake. Bake. Bake. At least two and a half hours. Trust me on this. Check after two and a half and if the bones don't slide off the meat, bake some more. Check again in about 20 minutes. When they're ready, pull them out of the oven and let them rest for about 10 minutes. Smother them in your favorite bbq sauce if that's your style. You don't need it with this rub, but I like a good wet rack as much as the next guy so, you do you. Turn on your broiler (or grill if you've got one and the weather allows).
Unwrap the ribs and Throw them on the grill or under the broiler until they get a little charred. It's the best part when you smell that smell... Ohhh boy trust me.

There's only one more step here... EAT!!!
Fantastic ribs are super easy. Try it, you'll see...

Chili is food... What? Chili, Barnyard style.

So I got super lazy the other day and decided that dinner was going to be chili. Chili is dinner... isn't it? It's cold and gray outside and winter won't go away and it's making me grumpy. When I make chili, it's hearty and thick and sticks to the pot. I have no use for watery chili with no flavor and no substance. Now i know some people like it spicy hot, but this mild girl has to take it easy with the peppers. Feel free to add as much as you like in the form of powder, paste, dried peppers, or just hot sauce. If you gotta kick it up, kick it up. But here is the basic recipe for what I call my 'barnyard chili.'  3 meats, 4 beans, and nice and nommy. The addition of bison or venison really does kick up the depth a little. But use beef if you don't have access to either of those. Enjoy!

1/2 lb each:
   ground turkey (chicken)
   ground pork
   ground bison (venison or beef)
1 large yellow onion, diced (or 1/4 c dried minced onion)
2 tsps minced garlic (or dried minced garlic)
1 can or bottle of your favorite beer (and one more for you!)
1 can each:
   chili beans
   kidney beans
   black beans
   white beans
1 large can chopped tomatoes
1 small can tomato paste
2-3 Tbsp chili powder
1 Tbsp cumin
1 Tbsp black pepper
1 Tbsp salt
1 tsp ground cayenne or ancho
1 Tbsp liquid smoke
1 Tbsp onion powder

So here's the thing, this is so easy to make, anyone can do it. Brown the meat, yes, all together, just don't burn it, cook until it's just done. Then, dump everything else into the pot. No, I'm not kidding. Dump it all in there, don't drain the beans or tomatoes, just 'plop' and put the lid on it. Then leave it alone. I mean, stir it up first, but leave it alone after that. On the stove, on low for an hour or two, until you can't stand that amazing smell anymore. Stir it occasionally to make sure that a bunch of stuff isn't sticking to the pot, but it's just about no work. If it starts to get too thick, you can add a little water or tomato juice, but I find this to never be a problem. And that's it. Easy peasy chili, and there will be plenty for leftovers too.
MWWWAH!! Eat up everybody!!

Birthday Dinner: Meat, Cake, and Irish comfort food....

So when I asked Boyfriend what he wanted me to make him for his birthday dinner, he had very specific things in mind. Initially I balked, because it seemed that these things might not necessarily go together. But in the end, I was quite wrong. I wanted this to be a special occasion, shared by our friends, So I spent all day preparing, cleaning and cooking, so we could sit down to a good meal and enjoy the day. My usual frugality fell a little by the wayside with the lamb but, for him, anything is worth it. So perhaps the "dime" portion of my title was a bit ignored, but for the most part, the rest of the ingredients were inexpensive or already in my kitchen. I had to buy very little to make this dinner a success. Here is what the menu turned out to be:

Curried Carrot Soup
Mixed Salad
Colcannon
Roasted Herbed Leg of Lamb
Carrot Cake

So I found recipes, looked at them, and, satisfied with the selections, tweaked a few of them to my liking. Here are the revised recipes that I used.


Curried Carrot Soup


2 1/2 lbs carrots, chopped
1 Tbsp garlic, minced
1 large yellow onion, chopped (I used 2 small ones)
5 cups chicken stock
2 Tbsp vegetable oil
3 Tbsp curry powder
1 tsp cumin
1 Tbsp salt
Sour cream for serving

Heat oil in a large pot over medium heat. Saute onion until tender and translucent. Stir in the curry powder. Add the chopped carrots, and stir until the carrots are coated. Pour in the vegetable broth, and simmer until the carrots are soft, about 20 minutes
Transfer the carrots and broth to a blender, and puree until smooth. Pour back into the pot, and thin with water to your preferred consistency.
 Top with a dollop of sour cream.

Colcannon

This recipe I doubled, to feed 9 people, It worked out pretty well, though I was very skeptical at first. It did need a lot of salt and pepper.
 

1 pound cabbage

1 pound potatoes

2 large leeks

1 cup milk

salt and pepper to taste

1 pinch ground nutmeg

1/2 cup butter
In a large saucepan, steam potatoes until tender; remove and chop or blend well. Set aside and keep warm. Steam cabbage until tender, chop in food processor.
Chop leeks, green parts as well as white, and simmer them in just enough milk to cover, until they are soft.
Season and mash potatoes well. Stir in cooked leeks and milk. Blend in the kale or cabbage and heat until the whole is a pale green fluff. Make a well in the center and pour in the melted butter. Mix well. 

 Roast Leg of Lamb with Rosemary 

1/2 cup honey

2 tablespoons prepared Dijon-style

mustard

3 tablespoons chopped fresh rosemary

2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper

1 tablespoon lemon zest

Juice from the lemon you zested

6 cloves garlic, minced

4 cloves of garlic, cut into slivers 

1 tablespoon balalmic vinegar

1 tablespoon soy sauce

5-7 pounds whole leg of lamb

1 teaspoon coarse sea salt

 In the bowl of a small food processor, combine the honey, mustard, rosemary, ground black pepper, lemon zest, juice, soy, and vinegar, and minced garlic. Blend/chop until well mixed. Stick slivered garlic into the lamb meat with a knife. (Stab a hole with the knife and slip the garlic into the meat) Apply marinade to the lamb with a basting brush. Cover and marinate in the refrigerator overnight. (I just wrapped mine in plastic wrap and stuck it back into the fridge.)
Next day, place lamb on roasting pan, sprinkle with salt. Preheat oven to 425. Roast for 20 min, then turn temp down to 350. Roast for 20 min/lb or until thermometer reads 135. You may have to tent it with foil to keep it from burning on the bone ends. 
Let the roast rest for about 10 minutes before carving

Light Carrot Cake

Nonstick cooking spray

1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour

1 1/4 cups whole wheat flour

1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

1 1/2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

1 teaspoon baking soda

1/2 teaspoon allspice

1/2 teaspoon ground ginger

1 teaspoon salt

2 large eggs

1 egg white

1 cup packed light brown sugar

3/4 cup granulated sugar

1 8 oz can crushed pineapple in fruit juice

1/2 cup applesauce

1/2 cup chopped walnuts

1/2 cup golden raisins

1 large bag pre-shredded carrots (or about 3 cups)

cream cheese frosting

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Spray a 13-by-9-inch baking pan with nonstick spray. Line the bottom with parchment paper.

Whisk together the all-purpose flour, pastry flour, baking powder, cinnamon, baking soda, allspice, ginger and 1/2 teaspoon salt in a medium bowl.

In a large mixing bowl, add the eggs, egg white, brown sugar and granulated sugar and beat until light and creamy, about 3 minutes. Add the pineapple and applesauce and mix until thoroughly incorporated into the batter, about another minute.

Add the dry ingredients in thirds and mix until combined, 1 to 2 minutes. Add the carrots and mix until just combined.

Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan and bake for 40-45 minutes. Use the toothpick test. Let the cake cool completely before flipping out of the pan and removing the parchment paper. Top with the cream cheese frosting.

This was the final result:

Sláinte!!!